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cemeterything:

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

(via laevateinn)

sylvleon:

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edwards-teach:

no mom i can’t talk right now i’m busy rewatching my favourite middle-aged men kiss each other for the 89th time

(via mystrothedefender)

demilypyro:

hazzzyrider:

demilypyro:

I can’t believe this was a season 5 episode btw. Season 5 out of 10 seasons. In 2013. A year before korrasami. Just casually open with Bubblegum sniffing the FUCK out of this shirt she got from Marceline. A fat fucking snoof and rub and a satisfied sigh. She got it from a girl she broke up with several centuries ago and is at this point just barely on speaking terms with. Marceline does not know she does this. Absolutely deranged behaviour. The down baddest anyone’s ever been. The fact people were still debating whether she was gay after this. Pearl steven universe is nothing next to this shit

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the delusional masses who continued to be in denial of this never considered how long bubblegum probably left that thing unwashed just to maintain that pristine potent honkin’ sniff of vampire ex smell. marceline threw that thing off her back at a ROCK CONCERT.

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starlightshadowsworld:

“Oh but both sides have it bad.”

Palestinians are dying by the thousands, whole families are being wiped out in seconds.

Israeli’s are posting “get ready with me, war edition” videos where they bake bread for soilders.

While the Palestinians are eating bread caked with blood just to survive.

The Israelis are posting cheering as bombs land and hoping more Palestinians die.

Signing off videos with “hastag stay thirsty.”

Knowing that the Palestinians have no clean water, and they are drinking dirty water which makes them sick just to survive.

The Israelis are going to the beach, they have access to public transport, they have the freedom to move around and do whatever they wish.

The Palestinians are writing their names on their hands so they can be identified when the bombs strike.

This is not a war.

Their is no both sides.

This is genocide.

(via socalgal)

sunshinetomorrow:

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

jenroses:

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

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girlmuppet:

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

yeah hang on

ignore the title of this google doc because it’s a long story but it’s a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that’s about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it’s super quick!!

oh hey I’m eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it’s mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don’t let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They’re very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn’t eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

Up front, the cooking is about an hour for the basic bird, but it’s actually like, five minutes of actual work and then waiting for an hour, and if you’re just one person, you can then make about 6 more fast meals out of it.

Basic chicken roasting (with roast potatoes) which can become chicken potato salad later, or a curry, or pretty much anything you toss already cooked chicken into. The instructions are long and presume zero previous experience with cooking, it literally takes longer to read through them than it actually does for me to get a chicken into the oven.

(via mystrothedefender)

podcastwizard:

rivertigo:

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

you just don’t get this kind of stuff on twitter

(via captain-lovelace)

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

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oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

crucifix get fucked bloodsuckersALT

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

#tw crucifix#tw bloodsucker#hunter mention#exorcism mention#ive literally had moon pics spammed in my inbox by silverstaked beforeALT

adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

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we did it ghouls

jestergirlbosom:

akashicrecord:

Can I please see your balls I’m going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

(via zerojanitor)